Every holiday season, Butterball Turkey Corporation opens their ‘hotline’ for calls, concerns, and culinary urgencies. This is an actual account of one such call and the chaos that followed. The operator works as a full time nurse who volunteers her services. Butterball Hotline Caller: “Hello?” 119 Operator: “Hello! Happy holidays and thank you for choosing […]

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Last night, you came inside my dream. Though desert heat would have us keep our love apart, you poured a stream and left me wanting endless sleep. Your kiss erased the space between our tangled bodies thrusting deep, but light would seep a blinding sheen and left me wanting endless sleep. Awake, […]

I’m sipping Jimmy Beam I see you walking in You’re filling out those jeans the way that God intends I follow close behind I’m smelling your cologne You’ve got my devil mind just praying you’re alone Make it rain! Make it rain where the sun don’t shine Baby, […]



