I’m going to kill you for that ending, Perry! Shit. You had me panting all the damn way through that story… magnificent piece that it is… detailed exquisitely though a bit tangential. Life’s like that. And the surprise panty footage was classic. You built it up perfectly, then dropped me down a well with this facetime disaster. Sharks in the water again. What kind of woman does that to a comic magazine addicted teenager? Okay, if she’s lying in her lounge chair filming Jeffery jerking off but avoiding a face shot for identity, then calls up Marta and shows her what her ‘pool boy’ is doing in the back yard, that would be kind of hot… and gross for Jeff. But at least his mom wouldn’t know it was him.

You know, when that Marta phone call first started, I actually thought Nancy and Jeffery’s mom were having a lesbian fling. Now, that would have been some kind of revelation.