My Man The Ass Man: PT1
Okay, let me spill the tea on my ridiculous husband,
he’s a certified, drooling, obsessed ass man—straight-up glutton.
The back is fine, the front is grand,
but my fat, clapping, juicy bubble butt is the only throne in his land.
It wiggles left, it jiggles right,
and every time I walk he follows like a heat-seeking missile in tighty-whites.
He swears my ass is his religion, calls it “the holy grail of cheeks,” and “Bubble Butt,”
then drops to his knees like a fool and starts planting sloppy, hungry kisses on both cheeks.
I love how he spanks it red raw just to watch it ripple and bounce like jelly on a plate,
the loud smack echoes, the sting shoots straight to my cunt and makes my knees shake.
“Fuck, this ass is thicker than my morning protein shake,” he groans with a filthy grin,
then buries his face so deep I feel his tongue tracing circles round my puckered little rim.
He grabs it with both hands like he’s kneading the world’s biggest dough,
spreads me open wide and laughs, “Look at this pretty pink pussy and that winking asshole saying hello!”
I’m bent over the couch, giggling and soaked, while he pokes and prods and teases my tight hole,
rubbing his long hard cock up and down my slick crack till I’m dripping nectar on the floor like a broken bowl.
He loves to ride it slow, grinding that thick shaft between my cheeks till I’m whimpering and begging,
then slams every inch balls-deep into my beautiful tight ass hole, pounding so hard the neighbors start kegging.
The wet slap of skin, the dirty moans, the way my tits swing while he rails me from behind—
he’s laughing between thrusts, calling my ass “the eighth wonder that blows his dirty mind.”
I pretend to complain, “You’re such an ass-obsessed clown,” but my hips push back greedy and wild,
because this big jiggling booty owns him completely, and honestly… I’m just as fucking riled.
He leaves handprints for days, leaves me trembling, shuddering, cunt clenching round his cock like a vice,
and when he finally fills me up I’m laughing, moaning, covered in sweat and his sticky surprise.
God, I married the world’s horniest comedian with a one-track mind for my ass,
and every single night he proves why this big juicy booty is his favorite class.
